Friday, December 23, 2005
Christmas Fun
Colorless Yuletide
Castaneous-Colored Seed Vesicated In Conflagration
Singular Yearning For The Twin Anterior Incisors
Righteous Darkness
Arrival Time: 2400 Hrs Weather Cloudless
Loyal Followers Advance
Far Off In A Feeder
Array The Corridors
Bantam Male Percussionist
Monarchical Triad
Nocturnal Noiselessness
Jehovah Deactivate Blithe Chevaliers
Red Man En Route To Borough
Frozen Precipitation Commence
Proceed And Enlighten On the Pinnacle
The Quadruped With The Vermilion Proboscis
Query Regarding Identity Of Descendent
Delight For The Planet
Give Attention To The Melodious Celestial Beings
The Dozen Festive 24 Hours Intervals
Answers in comments!!!!!!
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
Monday, December 19, 2005
What A Guy!!!
source: hello!
Saturday, December 17, 2005
I Want A Pay Rise
I have just had a VERY bad week.
The Princess has been very ill and it has in turns been exhausting, scary and plain messy.
I really didn't realise just how ill something simple like an ear infection can make some children.
Some kids sail through these illnesses with maybe a disturbed night and a minor temperature - they get a dose of calpol and continue causing chaos.
The Princess is not like that. When she is ill - SHE IS ILL!!! It's just they way some kids are.
I need to get used to it I suppose - we are going to have more weeks like this *buries head in hands and gently weeps*
I think we are on the road to recovery - although we are having a bit of a sleep issue now ie she won't go to sleep unless I am holding her hand. Oh well in the grand scheme of things it's just a minor problem and I am sure when she is back to fighting strength she will return to her normal ways (I hope!!!!!!!!!)
Monday, December 12, 2005
I Worry Too Much
She has some kind of tummy bug and I spent most of last night cleaning up vomit. This morning the bottom end is going crazy and so hopefully whatever has been bothering her will soon pass.
I have learnt yet another lesson. Stop worrying about food issues. We have a little chick who loves veggies, adores fruit and always drinks her milk - so I need to chill out and realise that when she refuses food - it's for a blinking good reason!
Sunday, December 11, 2005
Competitive Tiredness
BORING!!!!!
I have been guilty of having a moan but I chose this situation, I chose to have a baby and now tiredness is a fact of life. I have decided to shut up on the subject and I wish others would too.
RANT RANT RANT
Friday, December 09, 2005
No Surprises There!
You're a girl power mommy! You love to be girly,
but you're no pushover. Your kids are learning
that gender differences don't have to mean
gender inequality. You've taken back pink, and
you don't care who knows it!
What kind of a freaky mother are you?
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Wednesday, December 07, 2005
Party On
Tomorrow I am going to a Christmas Party with all my Yummy Mummy pals. There will be much wine, laughing, talking and dancing going on and I will be feeling very glam in a dress *YES - A DRESS*. I feel very strange as I am a trouser girl usually but this dress is so beautiful I had to have it!! AND for once in my life I reckon I look a million times better in it than the model in this picture.
Not only am I wearing a dress but also jewellry (that's spelt wrong!) and sparkly shoes. So there'll be no dancing on tables for me tomorrow - unless...........
Actually, it's been about 4 years since I danced on a table/podium or even a chair - it could be time!!!!!!
Monday, December 05, 2005
I Know That I am Never Going To Change The World
I just want to make you smile.
Try this - I love it. Type in whatever you want to say and it will sing the words back at you.
Saturday, December 03, 2005
Good Stuff
We had some great friends back in the pre-princess days whom we had a bit of a falling out with (long boring story). They were really close buddies and we shared some fab times (and drunken ones!). They now have two children and we are back in contact. Looks like time has healed the rift and we are hoping to get together in the new year to laugh at how our lives have changed. This couple were party animals and we four were always the last to leave any party. Our friendship will never be the same but I am so hoping that we can rekindle that bond that we had only this time maybe not quite much red wine, g strings (there is a story there)and dancing will be involved.
Today we put up a couple of Christmas lights and I feel so warm and cosy with my hubby and princess.
Also - who wants to be my partner? I so want to do latin dancing. Strictly Come Dancing has finally grabbed me and I feel the urge to dance with a slightly effeminate man wearing far too many sequins!!!!!!! I am off to a christmas party on Thursday - look out dance floor I'm about to hit ya!
It's The Final Countdown
With all this it's great to take a moment each evening to light our Advent candle, to take time out to reflect and to think about the season and what it means to us other than all of the above. For those few minutes every day - I am thankful.
Friday, December 02, 2005
Wet and Wild Weekend
Despite feeling a bit under the weather the Princess is coming on in leaps and bounds. Her language is developing daily and she is a real mimic now. She copies everything she hears and loves to sing along to songs.
She is so clever and is doing things that we didn't think would be possible until she was three or so.
She makes my heart swell.
She is also now awake and crying - it's 21.45 - it's going to be a long night!
Monday, November 28, 2005
My Blog Has Gone All Weird
Friday, November 25, 2005
Wednesday, November 23, 2005
What Is Happening To Me??????
I am finding myself making soup, planning meals and organising cupboards - and loving it!
I have a freezer inventory pinned up (why had I never thought of that before?) and am setting up so many routines that I scare myself.
Obviously, having the princess does mean that life is very ad-lib most of the time but these routines are helping me from drowning in a sea of chores (is that possible?)
The past couple of days our newspaper has been printing extracts from a, soon to be republished, 1949 housework book - I have found this disturbingly exciting and have even been looking at tips from the National Trust Manual of Housekeeping (at £49 a bit steep for use in our modern 3 bed house!!!)
Anyway, must dash off and prepare a cosy sitting room and delicious (and nutritious)meal for my hard working husband.
Sunday, November 20, 2005
Stuff
2 Parts of your heritage...Irish and Yorkshire (how exotic)
2 Things that scare you...Dogs and clowns
2 everyday essentials...kisses and coffee
2 Favorite bands or musical artist...Jack Johnson and Boy George
2 Favorite songs... I'll have to come back to this one
2 Things you want from a relationship...love and trust
2 Physical things that appeal to you in the opposite sex...nice eyes and soft hands
2 of your favorite hobbies...playing with my girl and listening to music
2 Things you want really badly...a holiday in the sun and a new kitchen
2 Places you want to go on vacation...Italy and America
2 things you want to do before you die...take tea at the Ritz and see my princess grow up to be a happy adult
2 Ways you are a stereotypical chick...love chick flicks and go soppy over babies
2 Things you are thinking up right now...what to do today and when to finish my Christmas shopping
2 Stores you shop at...Next and Gap
Saturday, November 19, 2005
Thursday, November 17, 2005
Calendario Romano
This is Father October from the 2006 Calendario Romano. Looks like a good month!!!!!
Makes my new Miffy calender look a little dull!
You're All Dark Sided
This woman is Maragaret Perrin. She recently appeared on the American TV version of Wife Swap.
It appears that during the show she spent her time with a family who were not Christians, and judging by her reaction on arrival home, she wan't too happy about that!
If you want to see the woman that all America is talking about in action, follow this link.
WARNING: This link is to a site which may contain dubious material!!!
WARNING: This woman is frightening!!!
UPDATE: Ebay purchase here